the dudes
title: Mall Mart.
Thursday, Dec. 23, 2004
I stood in line at Wal-Mart for an hour today. I only wanted to purchase perfume for my mother.

An hour.

I got really hungry standing there, and the beautiful American family before me purchased a ton of rotting meat, a fooseball table (is that spelled right?), and The National Enquirer, among other things. I talked to Chris over the hum of small town shoppers cramming their way in the metropolis of our area. I hope that everyone there this afternoon has a Merry Christmas.

Ho ho ho, yo.

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