1. He wasn't kidding.
2. I'm scared of getting hurt.
And that's all I remember saying. I thought long and hard about this whole thing, and every excuse I came up with begins with "I'm scared." That's it. I'm just scared. So what am I going to do about it? I don't know. That's where I fall short every time. And all I can say is, "Poop."
Now changing the subject, here's a little interactive fun for the kids.
What do you think? Is it an album cover OR anal bum cover?
Hmmmmm...
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